Wednesday, February 06, 2008 @10:40 PM
i got an email from a fellow perthie which i thought was hilarious but which you will only understand if you are a UWA student.
i'll post part of it here so my fellow perthies can have a good laugh over it.
Reasons you know you're a UWA student:
1)You skip lectures and tutorials the entire semester only to find yourself camping in one of the 24hr computer labs before & during midsems & finals.
2)You survive uni on $5 Dominos pizzas.
3)You no longer care for, or trust, peacocks.
4)You've seen a naked or half naked person on campus.
5)You know that UWA has a big clock, but you don't know anything about its history.
6)You don't have a clue who the Vice Chancellor is.
7)You've attended / heard about / seen a wedding held on campus.
8)You can guess who went to a private school.
9)Broadway isn't a show, it's a pizza place.
HAHAHA, TOTALLY(:10)Over half the uni is Asian.
11)You wonder when those 26 year olds are ever going to leave uni and get a real job.
12)You carefully avoid walking between Arts and the Reid library and near the Oak Lawn at the end of September for fear of getting harrasesd by candidates for the guild elections.
13)You tell the candidates "I've already voted" even though you never will.
14)You can't just say you go to uni, you have to add that you're at UWA.... and expect a gasp of admiration every time.
(because u-dubb is the best in wa, what. lol)15)You've taken overseas visitors to uni just to show them how pretty it is.
16)You use the architecture on campus as a legitimate reason as to why UWA is far more superior than the other unis.
17)You've been yelled at by Cricketers in summer for walking across the James oval to get to your next class.
18)You rock up in black skinny legs (boys and girls here), heels (less applicable to most of the boys) and a nice top only to realise you're still under-dressed to attend class.
omg like totally.19)You have wanted to, tried to, or been convicted of killing a peacock for those god damn noises they make, and the suspicious way they glare at you when you're eating.
20)You understood everything on this list.